10. Constant surveillance.

9. Alert Police Department's senior canine.

8. Use newest police technology.

7. Give Lance a "Sactown Special" bike lock.

6. Use a sophisticated GPS tracking system.

5. Assign IT engineeers to monitor bike at all times.

4. Monitor eBay 24/7.

3. Ready-To-Go replacement bike from city fleet.

2. Put a famous detective on case.

1. If bike disappears, pay Chief Braziel's relocation cost to Seattle.

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